Omg I couldn’t
I’d feel so exposed
What if some guy was like lost in the woods
He was lost for days and was on the brink of starving to death
And then in a glorious moment he finds your house and desperately tries to find someone to help him
And he rounds the corner only to find your naked person showering for the world to see
And then he gets so shocked and embarrassed that he runs away and gets lost again and then dies because he didn’t get to eat anything before your nakedness scared him off.
Don’t shower naked in glass rooms guys you’ll scare off starving lost guys and then they’ll die

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